Casual hookups? Yawn. Enter the arena.
Dominate... or be dominated
Unsheathe Your Sword
Gladiator is the no‑pants colosseum where consenting thrill‑seekers turn sweaty hookups into ranked blood‑sport—matching by kink, logging heartbeats, and collecting bragging‑rights badges until the sheets (or your ego) surrender.
Match. Clash. Conquer.
Find worthy adversaries by kink, location, or sheer hubris.
Ranked by Reviews & Heartbeats
Our sacred algorithm transforms your sweaty feats into epic badges.
Lessons from the Legion
Train with our centurion sex‑coaches—certified in 'G-String Warfare.'
Climb the Colosseum
Show your standing at a glance—every bout, every heartbeat, every review propels you up the pecking order.
Pleasure Peasant
Edger
Sweat‑Stained Squire
Master Gooner
Boner Baron
Edgelord Exemplar
Climax Commander
Organsmic Overlord
Pleasure Peasant
New to the arena, still fumbling for the sword (and the bedsheets)
Pick Your Gladiator Path
Because everyone deserves a chance to become a champion.
Classic Gladiator Training
Perfect for solo arena prep. You, a sword, and one less fear.
- Unlimited "No More War Cries" sessions
- Weekly "Arena Progress" reports
- Access to our "Gladiator Guild" community forum
Gift & Rescue Package
Send someone the gift of valor. Their inbox will thank you—and so will the emperor.
- Everything in Classic
- £3 "Hourly Arena Alert" gift service
- Recipient gets an email every hour for 24h: "Time to enter the arena!"
May cause mild embarrassment. Proceed wisely.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is gladiator training safe?
Our training is 100% virtual and injury-free. No lions, tigers, or actual swords involved.
How long does it take to become a champion?
Most trainees see results in 6 weeks, but true glory is a lifelong pursuit.
Can I gift training to a friend?
Absolutely! Give the gift of valor and watch your friends conquer their fears.
Will I get a real sword?
Only in your heart. But we do offer a printable certificate of valor!